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Entry 3 - May 11, 2017

Hello readers, welcome back to my expansive blog, in which I reveal the true colors of the people of Messina- whether that be elevating or demoting.   I am back to discuss the happenings of my small city workings.  It seems as though Borachio and Conrad’s trial is to take place soon, under Dogberry’s hand.  I attended the wedding that almost was, of Claudio and Hero.  Claudio was bitter and disgusted with Leonato’s child.  The glory was all mine.  Claudio accused the girl of things so heinous I shall not repeat them, for fear of tainting my wondrous blog.  The girl, Hero, was in such shock, that her to-be husband had slandered her so greatly.  I almost feel remorseful, she was so faint of heart, she fainted.  Even her father began to believe the lies I had previously thought were splitting apart.  All was going well- Leonato, Don Pedro and even the scoundrel Benedick were entranced by how certain Claudio’s remarks were.  He spoke with such conviction, I even start…
Entry 2 - May 5, 2017

Hello readers, welcome back to my expansive blog, in which I reveal the true colors of the people of Messina- whether that be elevating or demoting.   My plan that I spoke of in my last post is in full detail and complexity, but I must act quickly.  Below is the plan it's full colors. Borachio’s lover, Margaret, is the servant of Hero, coincidentally.  She is to look out Hero’s window toward Borachio, and call each other’s names, only by the names of Hero and Borachio, not Margaret and Borachio.  He has planned such on a night that Hero is to be away, of course.  I myself will go to Pedro and feign concern and try to invoke private conversation about Claudio.  In reality though, Claudio, whom I supposedly admire, will be standing near and be adamant on hearing my words.  I will gush about my concern of him being wed to a whore, as he is so deserving of a wonderful and honorable wife.  I am already retching in disgust.  It will be worthwhile, however, when their …
Entry 1 - April 28 2017

Hello readers, welcome back to my expansive blog, in which I reveal the true colors of the people of Messina- whether that be elevating or demoting.   Tonight, I have learned of a wedding to be, of that seemingly heroic Claudio and innocent Hero.  They nearly make me as sick as my horrendous half- brother, Don Pedro.  That Borachio had overheard them talking of a magnificent union of Hero and Claudio- I intend to ruin it.  Their sudden interest in each other will result in marriage, no doubt.  I shall break them like a snake, a vicious attack of humility and pride.  They will not even be known that such villainous plans will be under the ownership of myself.   I am in luck that I had heard of this news.  I was guiltlessly strolling through the entryway of Leonato’s own house, when my inferior, Borachio came to me.  He, by chance, overheard Claudio conversing with my wretched brother, Don Pedro, whilst perfuming each and every room of Leonato’s home.   He was doing …